Forgive me father, for I have sinned The priest sighed. They never just come to chat. Or enjoy some chocolate. When was the last time you came to confession, my child? he asked, going through the usual routine. The girl thought for a moment, and replied Nearly a year now, Father. The priest didnt find that strange. What was strange was anyone coming to confession at all, these days. Well then, what would you like to atone for today? he questioned soothingly, as he unwrapped a chocolate slug. He popped the whole thing into his mouth and was enjoying the smooth creamy flavour as the girl mum